I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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