they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
he shaved USA in his pubs
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
send nudes
from the living room?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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