im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Betty ford says i'm here all night
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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