I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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