I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Randomize
