dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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