what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think i have two assholes
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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