Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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