You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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