he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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