I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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