bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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