ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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