question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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