I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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