Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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