But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
