paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
not ubering you a puppy
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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