Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
