Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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