Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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