We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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