This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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