well most of my day revolves around power hour
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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My ATM looks so different sober.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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