This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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