You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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