I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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