I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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