While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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