PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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