no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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