Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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