Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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