Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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