dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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