It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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