i wish semen tasted like chocolate
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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