p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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