I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
There are leaves in my underwear?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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