Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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