Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
