I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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