yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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