so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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