How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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