Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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