He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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