After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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