you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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