I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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