i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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