just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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